Fantasy Football

Updated Wed, Sep 30 · 6:08 PM ET

Week 3 recapFuck Strictly Dickly top-scored with 165.18, Professional Fratson left 25.7 on the bench and 2 teams were beaten by their own bench.Awards and lineup accuracy →

League Records

What the schedule was worthToughest schedule this season: Professional Fratson, 1.1 wins lost, mostly to opponents' big weeksSchedule difficulty - opponents' strength and timing - all-play records and every schedule swapped, each seasonWaivers & tradesTyler works the wire hardest: 209 adds in 4 seasonsEvery claim, add and trade, and what the players did afterwardsDraft values & bustsBest pick ever: Dak Prescott (Austin, 2023), taken 122nd, finished 7thEach draft's board, what every pick returned, and each manager's habitsInjury impactsCostliest injury: Anthony Richardson (Padgett, 2023), 9 games, about 174 pointsGames and points each manager lost to injuries, every season

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All-Time Metrics

PF / PA: points for and against, all seasons.

SOS (strength of schedule): green easier, red harder.

SOV (strength of victory): green = wins over stronger teams, red = over weaker ones.

Exp W (Actual): head-to-head wins expected from points scored and allowed (Pythagorean, constant 2.37), actual in parentheses; green beat it, red fell short.

Team	Titles	Record	PF	PA	SOS	SOV	Exp W (Actual)
Austin	👑	56-34	5952.480	5558.480	0.495	0.492	24.3 (25)
Jackson	👑	54-36	6025.640	5871.180	0.499	0.484	23.2 (26)
Max	-	50-40	6036.860	5420.420	0.494	0.488	25.4 (28)
Colin	👑	46-44	6004.480	5608.060	0.501	0.479	24.3 (23)
Tyler	-	46-44	5820.360	5774.140	0.499	0.483	22.7 (22)
Trevor	-	45-45	5544.980	5907.540	0.501	0.506	20.8 (23)
Mark	-	42-48	5640.080	5794.340	0.502	0.490	21.8 (21)
George	-	40-50	5588.040	5773.640	0.499	0.484	21.6 (23)
Padgett	-	39-51	5610.000	6100.400	0.503	0.490	20.3 (18)
Everett	-	32-58	5474.440	5889.160	0.508	0.513	20.6 (16)

Teams

TeamAustin — Lotta Cox (Balls Too)Colin — CCAM’s ConvictsEverett — Fuck Strictly DicklyGeorge — 3 big ballsJackson — Professional FratsonMark — FX’s The Bear(s)Max — Strictly DicklyPadgett — padgettTrevor — The StandardTyler — DRINK MAYERegular season is head-to-head only; playoffs are winners-bracket elimination games.

Austin🏆 2025-2026

Lotta Cox (Balls Too) · 4 seasons, 3 playoff trips

Regular season

25–20

56% · head-to-head

Playoffs

5–2

1 title

Points for

132.3

per game

Points against

123.5

per game

Margin in wins

+34.5

biggest +80.0

Margin in losses

-23.5

worst -79.3

Rival

Jackson

6–3 in 9 meetings, avg margin -0.5

Nemesis

Max

1–4 in 5 meetings, avg margin -17.5

Favorite opponent

Colin

5–1 in 6 meetings, avg margin +25.4

Every game

One dot per game, by margin: wins right of zero, losses left; ringed dots are playoff games. Hover or tap a dot for the game.

Against each manager

Colin		4–0PO 1–1	115.1–77.5	+25.4
Padgett		4–1	147.8–120.5	+27.3
Trevor		4–2	136.7–113.5	+23.2
Jackson ★		5–2PO 1–1	129.0–126.7	-0.5
Everett		3–2	138.0–121.1	+16.8
Mark		2–3PO 2–0	127.5–125.3	+4.4
George		1–3PO 1–0	130.9–144.3	+0.8
Tyler		1–3	131.7–132.3	-0.6
Max		1–4	130.4–147.9	-17.5

Bars: losses left, wins right, every meeting. Then the regular-season record (PO: playoffs), the average regular-season score, and the average margin. ★ rival.

Season by season

Season	Record	PF/g	PA/g	Margin	Playoffs
2026-2027	2–1	164.4	131.1	+33.3	In progress
2025-2026	8–6	126.9	125.1	+1.8	Champion
2024-2025	7–7	139.8	137.0	+2.9	Runner-up
2023-2024	8–6	123.2	106.9	+16.3	Runner-up