NFL Week 3 Recap

Zelk Team Fanasty Football

Updated Wed, Sep 30 · 7:14 PM ET

Week 3: Fuck Strictly Dickly top-scored with 165.18, Professional Fratson left 25.7 on the bench and 2 teams were beaten by their own bench.

Every roster, player by player →

Scores

The StandardMed L124.44

FX’s The Bear(s)Med L116.84

by 7.6 · best lineups 126.66 / 136.24

padgettMed W147.5

3 big ballsMed L113.66

by 33.84 · best lineups 159.6 / 126.94

Professional FratsonMed W144.48

Fuck Strictly DicklyMed W165.18

by 20.7 · best lineups 170.18 / 181.28

CCAM’s ConvictsMed L135.72

DRINK MAYEMed W157.2

by 21.48 · best lineups 136.92 / 167.3

Strictly DicklyMed W156.46

Lotta Cox (Balls Too)Med L139.14

by 17.32 · best lineups 177.36 / 153.5

The winner of each game is in bold. Med W / Med L is each team's second game, against the week's median (141.81).

Awards

High score

Fuck Strictly Dickly165.18

Led by Brock Purdy, 31.28

Low score

3 big balls113.66

Left 13.28 on the bench

Blowout

padgettby 33.84

Over 3 big balls, 147.5–113.66

Nail-biter

The Standardby 7.6

Over FX’s The Bear(s), 124.44–116.84

Luckiest win

The Standard124.44

7 teams scored more — just not FX’s The Bear(s)

Toughest loss

Professional Fratson144.48

Would have beaten 5 of the other 9 teams

Cost them the game

FX’s The Bear(s)lost by 7.6

Best lineup: 136.24. Started Isaiah Likely (3.3) over Jakobi Meyers (19.4)

Best lineup

CCAM’s Convicts99.1%

1.2 short of the best possible

Most left on the bench

Professional Fratson25.7

Started Jalen Coker (3.8) over Michael Wilson (25.9)

Player of the week

Strictly Dickly41.4

Jahmyr Gibbs, RB

Bench star

Professional Fratson25.9

Michael Wilson, WR, never left the bench

Pickup of the week

Strictly Dickly29.66

Sam Darnold, QB, added this week

Power riser

padgettup 3

To 1st in the power rankings

Power faller

3 big ballsdown 3

To 4th in the power rankings

Lineup accuracy

Team	Wk 3	Left	Season	Left	Perfect
Lotta Cox (Balls Too)	90.6%	14.36	94.1%	31.04	0
CCAM’s Convicts	99.1%	1.2	93.5%	30.2	1
Fuck Strictly Dickly	91.1%	16.1	92.9%	31.36	0
padgett	92.4%	12.1	91.6%	36.8	0
DRINK MAYE	94.0%	10.1	91.1%	41.5	0
Strictly Dickly	88.2%	20.9	90.4%	43.6	0
FX’s The Bear(s)	85.8%	19.4	90.1%	39.8	0
3 big balls	89.5%	13.28	88.7%	56.08	0
The Standard	98.2%	2.22	87.2%	49.08	0
Professional Fratson	84.9%	25.7	82.5%	81.84	0

Share of the best possible lineup each team started: points started over the most its roster could have scored that week, by what every player actually scored (injured reserve left out). Left is the difference - points left on the bench. The season figure is total points over total maximum.